Homework

Scene opens with Jax at the computer desk doing homework.

Jax: grumble grumble school district grumble
Me: Pardon me?
Jax: Nothing!
Me: Please tell me what you said.
Jax: No! Because if I do you will just get mad at me and tell me I am lucky that I am not living in Thailand making shoes!
Me: (fighting to keep a straight face) Please tell me what you said.
Jax: I want to write to the school district to tell them that homework is a waste of time AND no wonder kids are fat! They have to sit around for hours after school doing homework and when they are done, it is too dark to go outside to play!
Me: You get to go outside in two minutes because we have to go to Cars' t-ball practice
Jax: No! I want to finish my homework!!